PHP Architect blog » Funny http://www.php-architect.com/blog me, myself, and my code Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:50:44 +0000 en hourly 1 Dear Developers. I will be watching you http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2010/09/15/dear-developersi-will-be-watching-you/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dear-developersi-will-be-watching-you http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2010/09/15/dear-developersi-will-be-watching-you/#comments Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:14:52 +0000 aibrahim http://www.php-architect.com/blog/?p=607 Every build you break Every delivery you fail Every risk you take Every fix you make I will be watching you Every single break Every diff you make Every game you play Every small delay I will be watching you …

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Every build you break
Every delivery you fail
Every risk you take
Every fix you make
I will be watching you

Every single break
Every diff you make
Every game you play
Every small delay
I will be watching you

Oh can’t you see
there is no caching
and the production breaks
with every merge you make

Every date you fake
Every small mistake
Every claim you stake
Every merge you make
I will be watching you

When the build doesn’t work , It is a big disgrace
I dream at night i can only see your face….

I look around i can see         no good practice
I feel so cold and i work         till a fix is in place
I keep crying baby fix it !        pleassssssse

Oh cant you see,             you are not code-complete
Oh the application aches    with every build you break

Every claim you stake
Every date you fake
Every build you break
Every code you fail

Every build you break
Every delivery you fail
I will be watching you

I will be watching you

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Thanks to the original one here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2h_uKypdGE

]]> http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2010/09/15/dear-developersi-will-be-watching-you/feed/ 0 Web Developer Brain http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2009/09/20/web-developer-brain/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=web-developer-brain http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2009/09/20/web-developer-brain/#comments Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:22:09 +0000 aibrahim http://www.php-architect.com/blog/?p=336 A Developer Brain is not like an ordinary person brain, he has experienced things ordinary people never had, that led that organ to grow in a complex way, the below diagram i found is the best to describe it.]]>

A Developer Brain is not like an ordinary person brain, he has experienced things ordinary people never had, that led that organ to grow in a complex way, the below diagram i found is the best to describe it.

Web Developer Brain

Web Developer Brain

]]> http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2009/09/20/web-developer-brain/feed/ 5 My dreams are triangular every night http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2008/08/03/my-dreams-are-triangular-every-night/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-dreams-are-triangular-every-night http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2008/08/03/my-dreams-are-triangular-every-night/#comments Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:18:52 +0000 aibrahim http://www.php-architect.com/blog/?p=84 I wonder how rich will we make china or whatever country when we import from them Triangles with the number of our Cars :S after the new traffic law, driving has been a burning gate that you have to walk …

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I wonder how rich will we make china or whatever country when we import from them Triangles with the number of our Cars :S

after the new traffic law, driving has been a burning gate that you have to walk through.

Looks like james blunt is looking also for a triangle after the new traffic law ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Z6tDSb6c8

]]> http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2008/08/03/my-dreams-are-triangular-every-night/feed/ 2 Job Description http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2008/05/31/job-description/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=job-description http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2008/05/31/job-description/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 01:13:38 +0000 aibrahim http://www.abdelaliem.com/?p=55 1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks …

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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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]]> http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2007/12/28/indian-movie/feed/ 0 Adham Sabry http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2007/12/27/adham-sabry/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=adham-sabry http://www.php-architect.com/blog/2007/12/27/adham-sabry/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:05:42 +0000 aibrahim http://www.abdelaliem.com/blog/?p=15 Found it somewhere and really liked it, hope you will too]]>

Found it somewhere and really liked it, hope you will too

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