Dear Developers. I will be watching you

Every build you break
Every delivery you fail
Every risk you take
Every fix you make
I will be watching you

Every single break
Every diff you make
Every game you play
Every small delay
I will be watching you

Oh can’t you see
there is no caching
and the production breaks
with every merge you make

Every date you fake
Every small mistake
Every claim you stake
Every merge you make
I will be watching you

When the build doesn’t work , It is a big disgrace
I dream at night i can only see your face….

I look around i can see         no good practice
I feel so cold and i work         till a fix is in place
I keep crying baby fix it !        pleassssssse

Oh cant you see,             you are not code-complete
Oh the application aches    with every build you break

Every claim you stake
Every date you fake
Every build you break
Every code you fail

Every build you break
Every delivery you fail
I will be watching you

I will be watching you

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Thanks to the original one here

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